Plan Failed. Again.

Are you serious? The Dirge is getting credit for my plan? After all the time I put into it, and the beautiful accident of my flower petal cannons having synergy with Weather Machine 5000, my rival is being credited with it. I should have known this would happen as soon as that Channel 17 reporter …

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The Cruisiest Rebellion

It may be sad, but I think the way that all plants are heading is plastic. Humans are a species are becoming more and more lazy, with more of our jobs and tasks becoming automated. Eventually, on one very sad day, everyone’s just going to throw up their hands and say “look, we gave it …

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