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Plan Failed. Again.

Are you serious? The Dirge is getting credit for my plan? After all the time I put into it, and the beautiful accident of my flower petal cannons having synergy with Weather Machine 5000, my rival is being credited with it. I should have known this would happen as soon as that Channel 17 reporter …

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House Buying Woes

I’m being forced to buy a house. Having saved up a bit of money means that there’s pressure coming from every angle. I’ve been a tradie for four years now, and I’m almost fully qualified. Obviously having worked full time (plus over time) for four years, I’ve saved up a lot more money than my …

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Timber DIY Projects

I don’t think I’ve ever successfully completed a DIY project in my life. Every so often I start a project and get really excited about it, only to work on it for a couple of hours and then let my motivation for the project go off into the abyss. Life just gets in the way. …

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Health Flux

Is it just me, or does looking after one’s health get more complex with every passing year? I’m talking about day-to-day maintenance, like getting enough exercise and taking in the right nutrients, as well as medical care and allied health treatments. Maybe it’s always been like this, with the specifics constantly in flux with the …

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Cart Blanche

When I came into work at the cafe today, I was so excited to show everyone my plans for the cake cart that I forgot to communicate one key detail: that the cart would not be associated with the cafe. The idea is for it to be my thing – I mean, it’s going to …

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Broken Car Aircon

My kids and I are sweltering. It’s Western Australia in the middle of summer and it has gotten to the point where no one is comfortable. The streets are barren. It’s even too hot for any flies to come out and annoy people. That’s when you know that the heat is just too much. At …

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Ghost Stress Relief

It’s so sad how some people think they can get away with anything. The other day Ghost Car, Ghost Cow and I were driving to the cinemas to see that new Marble movie, The Team That Fights Evil, when we got harassed again. As tends to happen, Ghost Car and I shrugged it off, because …

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Cache of Glass

I know we’re close. Saint Illinois James has said so himself. It is only a matter of time before the Great Window Tinter reveals himself, in our time of most desperate need. The saint has sent me on a very important mission and told me to document my findings. Hence, I’m dictating this blog post …

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Clogged Sink Problems

I just moved into my first home two days ago! I’ve moved across the country for the year to work and I am renting for the duration of my stay. The place is a small one-bedroom unit with a small bathroom/laundry area and a very basic kitchen. There is a living room that breaks up …

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