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Ghost Stress Relief

It’s so sad how some people think they can get away with anything. The other day Ghost Car, Ghost Cow and I were driving to the cinemas to see that new Marble movie, The Team That Fights Evil, when we got harassed again. As tends to happen, Ghost Car and I shrugged it off, because …

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Cache of Glass

I know we’re close. Saint Illinois James has said so himself. It is only a matter of time before the Great Window Tinter reveals himself, in our time of most desperate need. The saint has sent me on a very important mission and told me to document my findings. Hence, I’m dictating this blog post …

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Clogged Sink Problems

I just moved into my first home two days ago! I’ve moved across the country for the year to work and I am renting for the duration of my stay. The place is a small one-bedroom unit with a small bathroom/laundry area and a very basic kitchen. There is a living room that breaks up …

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Metal Apocalypse

Hi, I’m Zach Jordan. You may remember me from such Hollywood blogs as I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This and You Cannot Deny the Return of the King. I’m here with my personal blog once again, to answer your questions about the making of my latest movie, I Can’t Even Be Responsible For My …

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Bad Bones

How do you turn your house into your dream home when the interior architecture of the space is fundamentally flawed? That’s the question I’m currently mulling over. See, I bought this place because of the location, the land and the price, thinking I’d renovate into something that was more to my liking. Turns out it’s …

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Beach Office

We’re having a beach party and everyone’s invited! That’s right, even you. We’re on the corner of Swan St and Finder’s Lane, in the big office building. I know what you’re thinking: how can you have a beach party in an office building? There’s no beach there! Well, you’re wrong about that! We just had …

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Door Curse

I think I might be cursed. No matter what I do, my doors always get broken. I put up barriers, traps, it doesn’t matter. Even if I had doors made of steel, they would get broken. Did I step under a ladder while spilling salt and smashing several mirrors, all without even noticing? Because if …

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Galactic Solar Energy

Today was just one of those days, you know? Work isn’t always easy, especially when you’re harnessing the power of a thousand suns, funnelling that same power into electricity and sending it across the galaxy. I had to meet with the Ruler of Planet today. His name was Donny Trumpet or something. Honestly, I can’t …

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Agent Woes

How does this keep happening to me? Once again I have passed up on a novel that has gone on to be a bestseller. I feel like the kind of person that was offered 1000 stocks in tech company ‘Fruit’ for a few cents in the 1980s and passed it up. Or could have bought …

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