My kids and I are sweltering. It’s Western Australia in the middle of summer and it has gotten to the point where no one is comfortable. The streets are barren. It’s even too hot for any flies to come out and annoy people. That’s when you know that the heat is just too much. At …
I’m about to make the biggest move of my life, literally and metaphorically. As a girl from the Northern Territory, I am used to a life that is extremely different to the inner city one I am about to jump into. In two months I will be packing my entire life into my car and …
It’s so sad how some people think they can get away with anything. The other day Ghost Car, Ghost Cow and I were driving to the cinemas to see that new Marble movie, The Team That Fights Evil, when we got harassed again. As tends to happen, Ghost Car and I shrugged it off, because …
I know we’re close. Saint Illinois James has said so himself. It is only a matter of time before the Great Window Tinter reveals himself, in our time of most desperate need. The saint has sent me on a very important mission and told me to document my findings. Hence, I’m dictating this blog post …
I just moved into my first home two days ago! I’ve moved across the country for the year to work and I am renting for the duration of my stay. The place is a small one-bedroom unit with a small bathroom/laundry area and a very basic kitchen. There is a living room that breaks up …
Like Sisyphus, I am bound to eternal torment. Actually, at least Sisyphus had fresh air and a solid end goal. I’m more like…Tantalus. I desperately desire something, in this case my freedom, but I cannot have it. Alright, there’s no such thing as the perfect analogy, but I do know that if I spend another …
Hi, I’m Zach Jordan. You may remember me from such Hollywood blogs as I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This and You Cannot Deny the Return of the King. I’m here with my personal blog once again, to answer your questions about the making of my latest movie, I Can’t Even Be Responsible For My …
How do you turn your house into your dream home when the interior architecture of the space is fundamentally flawed? That’s the question I’m currently mulling over. See, I bought this place because of the location, the land and the price, thinking I’d renovate into something that was more to my liking. Turns out it’s …
We’re having a beach party and everyone’s invited! That’s right, even you. We’re on the corner of Swan St and Finder’s Lane, in the big office building. I know what you’re thinking: how can you have a beach party in an office building? There’s no beach there! Well, you’re wrong about that! We just had …
I think I might be cursed. No matter what I do, my doors always get broken. I put up barriers, traps, it doesn’t matter. Even if I had doors made of steel, they would get broken. Did I step under a ladder while spilling salt and smashing several mirrors, all without even noticing? Because if …