We’re having a beach party and everyone’s invited! That’s right, even you. We’re on the corner of Swan St and Finder’s Lane, in the big office building. I know what you’re thinking: how can you have a beach party in an office building? There’s no beach there! Well, you’re wrong about that! We just had …
I think I might be cursed. No matter what I do, my doors always get broken. I put up barriers, traps, it doesn’t matter. Even if I had doors made of steel, they would get broken. Did I step under a ladder while spilling salt and smashing several mirrors, all without even noticing? Because if …
Today was just one of those days, you know? Work isn’t always easy, especially when you’re harnessing the power of a thousand suns, funnelling that same power into electricity and sending it across the galaxy. I had to meet with the Ruler of Planet today. His name was Donny Trumpet or something. Honestly, I can’t …
I’ve heard the saying “everyone remembers their first” my entire life. And it’s true, with each of my new firsts symbolising an important stage of transition in my life. I remember the first time I rode a bike, for example. My parents took me to the local oval and promised they would hold onto me. …
Bah, vehicles! BAH, I say! Time was that you could get anywhere in the kingdom by simply leaping astride your gigantic swine, performing a simple weightless enchantment and soaring through the sky, conducting the winds like an orchestra to push you to your destination. I learned today that people of this realm have been driving …
My name is Tanya and I’m a travelling-hairstylist that has serviced the Clayton area for the past ten years. Hair styling is my passion. I cannot adequately describe the satisfaction I gain from ensuring my clients look and feel the best they can. The smile on a client’s face when their roots have been flawlessly …
I’m ready for the race of my life. It’ll be fast, but I’m faster. It’ll be tough, but I’m tougher. It’ll be insane, but I lost my mind several years ago. For two hours I’ll be driving from Brisbane to Brigalow, with a checkpoint in Toowoomba. Auto electrical shops will be happy, given how beat …
I have always been terrified of horror movies. I’m the type of person that will watch a scary movie with friends and then have nightmares for a week. I don’t know why I’m so affected by them. And more importantly, I don’t know why I keep watching them. I can’t even count of the number …
Oh no. This is bad. This is really bad. My boss is going to be so mad. I’ve exposed company secrets, and to a reporter of all people! To be fair, she was a really good actress. I thought she couldn’t see me. I thought we already had it installed in our Melbourne office. Glass …
https://images.assetsdelivery.com/compings_v2/tonobalaguer/tonobalaguer1210/tonobalaguer121000197.jpg Last night I was reading the final book in the “Boy With the Lightning Scar” series, and I got up to the big wedding scene between Will Beasley and Flour. It’s such a great chapter, filled with toasts and celebrations. It’s truly wonderful. But I can’t help but ask: where did they get their …