Safe Glass Shower

I have always been terrified of horror movies. I’m the type of person that will watch a scary movie with friends and then have nightmares for a week. I don’t know why I’m so affected by them. And more importantly, I don’t know why I keep watching them. I can’t even count of the number …

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Teddy Bear Tinting

Oh no. This is bad. This is really bad. My boss is going to be so mad. I’ve exposed company secrets, and to a reporter of all people! To be fair, she was a really good actress. I thought she couldn’t see me. I thought we already had it installed in our Melbourne office. Glass …

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A Magical Wedding

https://images.assetsdelivery.com/compings_v2/tonobalaguer/tonobalaguer1210/tonobalaguer121000197.jpg Last night I was reading the final book in the “Boy With the Lightning Scar” series, and I got up to the big wedding scene between Will Beasley and Flour. It’s such a great chapter, filled with toasts and celebrations. It’s truly wonderful. But I can’t help but ask: where did they get their …

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Homeowner Nightmare

I just found termites in my walls. That’s got to be the last thing you want when you buy a house. We’ve only been here for three months, and we’ve got to get the exterminators in. We were so excited to move in, and the last few months have been incredible. Other than the horror-bugs, …

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Big Idea

  Don’t you just love it when you look up ‘bathroom trends’, hoping for a bit of inspiration that can translate from the pages of Rogue Living to your humble abode, and all that comes up is thousands of images of bathrooms approximately the size of your entire house? I mean, that’s all well and …

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A Moving Home

I feel kind of sorry for sharks. Ever since I learned that they have to keep swimming all the time, never resting, I’ve been wondering what it would be like to live without a house. Even homeless people have regular places they go to lay their heads. But sharks just have to keep moving, like …

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Always Driving

I have been driving for as long as I can remember. Now, you might take that to mean that I can’t remember a time in my life where I couldn’t drive, or you might think I’m being hyperbolic. You’d be wrong about that. Whether it’s been days, weeks, months or years, I’m not really sure …

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The Wrong Mechanic

If I’d wanted my boat fixed, maybe I shouldn’t have gone to a car mechanic. How was I supposed to know that I would be turned away? After all, a boat is just a car of the sea, isn’t it? But when I pulled my boat in for repairs, the mechanic didn’t seem too pleased …

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Simulating Climates

Sometimes I turn my air conditioning on just for the fun of it. I love the feel of the cold in my house, turning it into a winter wonderland. I like to pretend that I’m in Europe, where the winters are truly cold. Once I even cut up little bits of paper and threw them …

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